I went on an adventure this weekend. My best friend Karma was moving from Chicago to DC and wanted a travel buddy so I flew out to meet her. I am not a frequent flier. I don’t particularly enjoy being suspended in the air via a tin can but I know one vital rule. DON’T… [Read more…]
January 31, 2011
I am pissed. I know it seems that this is a common occurrence and that not much brings to me to this point, and you may be right, but it doesn’t change the way I feel. I love my fiancé but sometimes his stepmother takes me to a place that many wouldn’t dare, my dark… [Read more…]
January 29, 2011
I believe I was born with an acute sense of irony. I have shaped it and molded over these years into something that has when combined with my almost abusive use of snark, witticisms, sarcasm, and I-don’t-give-a-fuckery, creates a Captain Planet-like super being that combines only when all these elements are called forth. Most of… [Read more…]
January 28, 2011
Today was a good day. There are somethings i would like to have changed starting with the Slurpee-like snow on the ground and burning my chili, but a phone call to my best friend Karma set everything to rights. She will be moving (finally!) in with me next week and I think that 20+ hour… [Read more…]
January 27, 2011
I have a secret, a shameful one to be sure and one I wish I could shake. I like Twilight. Yes I know and please hear me out before you label me a “TwiHard” or whatever equally retarded name is out there to label ones such as me. I like Twilight, but I don’t know… [Read more…]
January 26, 2011
To all the sports people out there despite the name of this rant, this one is not for you. In fact the only sport I ever was remotely interested in had really muscular men covered in baby oil and wearing tiny spandex shorts. Oh, and they “wrestled”. These technical fouls I am referring to by… [Read more…]
January 25, 2011
Today is one of those days. I woke up with the strongest craving for chocolate I ever had. Not just a candy bar or a truffle will satisfy this urge. I feel like I want to be that boy on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I want to fall into a chocolate river and… [Read more…]
January 23, 2011
….so if you read my first post you would know that I have given myself new rules to follow for the New Year and I have found my new resolve already being tested. The old me would have not had this problem. The old me was a lot more assertive and aggressive. The old me… [Read more…]
January 23, 2011
People seem to do the craziest things in the name of love. They steal, kill, lie, cheat, hurt, and manipulate all in the name of love. I am in a loving, committed relationship with a man I adore and one who does the same to me, but it wasn’t always like that. At times we… [Read more…]
January 22, 2011
When did we change the rule “Spare the rod, spoil the child” to “Spare the rod, let our kids do whatever the hell they want to do”? When did we as a society agree that it is okay for our children run around unchecked like Mowgli in the Jungle Book. Actually Mowgli was watched over… [Read more…]
February 6, 2011
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