The TSA Do Not Play!

February 6, 2011


I went on an adventure this weekend. My best friend Karma was moving from Chicago to DC and wanted a travel buddy so I flew out to meet her. I am not a frequent flier. I don’t particularly enjoy being suspended in the air via a tin can but I know one vital rule. DON’T […]

Posted in: Humor, Life, Rant

Tempted to Relapse

January 31, 2011


I am pissed. I know it seems that this is a common occurrence and that not much brings to me to this point, and you may be right, but it doesn’t change the way I feel. I love my fiancĂ© but sometimes his stepmother takes me to a place that many wouldn’t dare, my dark […]

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Snow Plow vs Crunch Berries

January 29, 2011


I believe I was born with an acute sense of irony. I have shaped it and molded over these years into something that has when combined with my almost abusive use of snark, witticisms, sarcasm, and I-don’t-give-a-fuckery, creates a Captain Planet-like super being that combines only when all these elements are called forth. Most of […]

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Inside Joke Drinks

January 28, 2011


Today was a good day. There are somethings i would like to have changed starting with the Slurpee-like snow on the ground and burning my chili, but a phone call to my best friend Karma set everything to rights. She will be moving (finally!) in with me next week and I think that 20+ hour […]

Posted in: Drinks, Food, Humor

I Have A Secret

January 27, 2011


I have a secret, a shameful one to be sure and one I wish I could shake. I like Twilight. Yes I know and please hear me out before you label me a “TwiHard” or whatever equally retarded name is out there to label ones such as me. I like Twilight, but I don’t know […]

Posted in: Books, Humor, Life, Movies

Technical Fouls

January 26, 2011


To all the sports people out there despite the name of this rant, this one is not for you. In fact the only sport I ever was remotely interested in had really muscular men covered in baby oil and wearing tiny spandex shorts. Oh, and they “wrestled”. These technical fouls I am referring to by […]

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An Intense Craving

January 25, 2011


Today is one of those days. I woke up with the strongest craving for chocolate I ever had. Not just a candy bar or a truffle will satisfy this urge. I feel like I want to be that boy on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I want to fall into a chocolate river and […]

Posted in: Food, Life